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1.The moment I knew Nigeria was in
trouble was when someone stole his
neighbor's white goat and dyed it black,
only for the neighbor to say he recognized
the goat by it's smile😀😀😀😀😀

2. D best strategy to win arguements is to
have serious mouth odour, dey will just be nodding their head in agreement to watever u say😀😀😀😀😀

3. She posted 'what God has given me, no
man can take away' on the facebook. I commented 'where is ur virginity? Instantly, she blocked me. WETIN I DO?😀😀😀😀😀😊

4. I don't like people who can't let
go of the past.
Especially people I'm owing money😀😀😀😀😀😀😊😊😊

5. Hmmm ..... When NEPA takes
light, a true Nigerian will stand up and check
outside, to make sure their neighbors don't
have Light too! And you believe, you will
make Heaven abi?😀😊😊😀☺

6. You will buy sachet water and finish it at once. But when you buy table water, you will be opening and closing it as if it's doctor's prescription.😀😀😀😀

7. At home u can't sleep without switching off ur small radio but u can sleep in Church with 8 Speakers blasting in ur ear...it is called Demonic soft work.😀😀😀😊☺😊😀😁

8. You broke up with a guy in ur street then date another one in ur street and u say you have moved on? My sister, u are just moving around 😀😊☺😊😁😁😂😂

9 In Africa once ur phone rings in the church,everybody will start looking at you as if Satan is the one calling😀😀😀